for some reason i needed to write about twinkies. today I was driving down from boulder creek, and needed some gas. i stopped in the gas station to use the bathroom, and to my surprise was a twinkie right next to the counter. it instantly brought back memories from when i was younger and full on dreams. i usually see twinkies all the time, but never buy them...i am going to be in the iron man this year so I need to slim down. yeah right iron man...gosh I seriously think I am funny. anyways back to twinkies...
as a kid the name Christian is a tough one to have because everyone wants to change it chris...seriously my name is not christopher its christian, and if you call me chris I will kill you...i'm serious...ask the three people that have said chris...oh wait!!! they are dead. ok so in third grade i really wanted a nickname because people were calling me chris all the time so I wanted to give myself the nickname twinkie. i signed every paper with twinkie, when teachers would ask do you have a nickname I would say...uhh yeah its twinkie.
...it never stuck
...then I tried to resurrect it, and guess what...one person calls me it today...erica stubblefield...i think she is making fun of me, but then again with a name like twinkie i think your bound to get made fun of once or twice
i ate twinkies by splitting them in half hod dog style and licked the cream out then ate the bread. i used to eat one every day after school, and i was angry when a couple of years ago I found out the hostess made two twinkies in one pack. i was angry because that whole time i could have been eating two of them
so in conclusion "don't put twinkies on your pizza." [roy]
8 comments:
Good advice Chris!
tian!
s!
I've never liked twinkies much though.
1. i love this post.
2. i am not making fun of you.
comment! comment! comment!
i love you.
I like your comment but I cannot believe you had the audacity to call the yellow crap that encompasses the filling "bread." No. No. No. Why would you jump to this conclusion there is no evidence. I appreciate your attempt to give it a name. There is no name and I think that is part of the appeal. Bread can be somewhat healthy. We don't eat twinkies because of the health factor. If one finds themselves purchasing a twinkie, they have already given up on themselves and don't care to understand what they are about to place into their bodies.
That is the beauty and horror of twinkies. This is why we love them. Don't name them, don't you dare try to understand them.
You split them in half HOD DOG style also? Good ol' Hod Dog.
My favorite part, "it instantly brought back memories from when i was younger and full on dreams"
Who needs grammer?
I spelled Grammar wrong, but let's face it...You wouldn't have noticed
"...hod dog style and licked the cream out..."I'm going to make sure to never take your blogs out of context.
So you thought twinkie was better than Chris? It's bad enough that you'd prefer to be called - gak - Christian instead of Chris. Who would choose to be called Christian if other people were already offering an alternative?
Post a Comment