today was a beautiful day, the sun was shining the wind was blowing...i looked better that ever on this fine young sunday...for crying out loud it was park day.
towards the end of the night i heard a haunting word...ALIENS.
it instantly put me in a bad mood, and now fear not america i christian warne am here to blog about it.
it all started way back in 1996 when a movie title Independence Day came out. my parents being the incredible parents that they are took me to go see this movie...keep in mind that i was 10 when this movie came out. i thought that this was the scariest movie, so I cried and cried in the movie theatre and my parents took me from the theatre because they couldn't handle a kid crying...my brother and bruce [my father] stayed and watch will smith and jeff goldblum save america. where did this fear come from? why was I so scared of an alien that you say a total of only 4 times in the move? I think it was because i felt threatened. there isn't suppose to be another life force out there...but after seeing transformers I am convinced that there is!
the next story was when a seriously terrible movie came out title MARS ATTACKS. I think I am so afraid of aliens because this is and was the worst movie i have ever seen. i've got and idea...that get 30 big named actors, and make a terrible movie, that will scare the crap right out of a young child name christian warne [that was the exact conversations the writers had with each other.] While i was in the movie theatre I cried and cried so hard until i fell asleep right before martin short got his finger cut off. which by the was martin short is not a big named actor. i would rather have the kid that played goldberg in mighty ducks than martin short. any who i was terrified yet again of aliens.
the last time was when Men in Black came into our world. the first 5 minutes of the movie freaked me out so bad that i ran out of the theatre screaming. i then ran into the movie hercules playing in the theatre next door, and was happier that I had ever been. to this day I have hercules to thank for my incredible abs. thanks you kevin sorbo..or whoever was the voice of that hercules.
so in terms that you can understand alien freak me out...always have. I don't know the exact cause of it, but if any of you know me very well at all i would never walk out of a movie theatre under any circumstance...unless you put crap like master and commander with russell crow.
i watch independence day every july 4th since 1999, and i still get freaked out. this is a genuine concern of mine. i truly believe that will smith is the greatest man alive...why because he has save us from aliens 3 times. its probably all in my head...oh well I am done thinking about it.
does any one still watch the price is right? drew carey sucks!
2 comments:
You definitely should watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrRCR0iOMr0
What a coincidence! I too cried while watching Independence Day -- although probably for different reasons than you did.
You've successfully managed to weave Independence Day, Transformers, Mars Attacks and Men In Black all into one blog.
You never cease to amaze me.
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