ok ok laugh laugh laugh all you want, but I have a fear of purple slime. Why? you might ask, or you might not ask and in that case you don't have to read my blog, or you can skip down to the baha men blog...man that one is funny...i'm funny.
ok anyways purple slime. If you have never seen the movie Ghostbusters 2, DON'T, but in the case that you have well their is purple everywhere. It comes out of bath tubs, and it comes out of the sewer, and painting, it's scary. The ghostbuster don't know how to kill the purple slime because they are ghostbuster, not slime busters, but because a haunted painting by the name igor is controlling this slime, and killing people. After I saw that movie I never wanted to take another bath again, or paint a picture [which i do a lot]. that is case #1
Then being a huge fan of the power rangers I thought oh man this is going to be one kid friendly movie...well it wasn't. Ivan Ooze was the scariest thing since eddie murphy in haunted mansion...man that movie is scary...i mean scary stuff dude. Anyways Ivan ooze creates this purple slime that brain washes every parent who touches it. He wants to control their mind so they will work at the factory to create his metal monsters that will take over the world. I don't care about the crappy monsters, but I do care about the ooze only affecting parents. It has made me never want to grow up. I am 21 and the ooze is coming, seriously. Don't worry though the power rangers saved the day at the end...thanks tommy, aisha, kimberly, billy and zach...you guys are the best.
So moral of this fear is...you know a movie is going to be crappy if their is purple ooze in it
4 comments:
I heard M. Night Shamalan's next movie is just about purple ooze. That's probably why he said it was the scariest movie yet.
i think i saw some purple ooze in Little Children. i think.
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Yeah, Haunted Mansion was terrifying, but not in the way they had hoped.
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